The newest color from crayola
(Source: wholeyboy, via senoritapizza)
college is so weird like you give people a bunch of money to provide a service that just stresses you out and makes you poor so that hopefully one day they give you a piece of paper that says you’re qualified to earn all of that money back this is too much i need a drink
(via brokenhouseofcards)
there isnt a better feeling than cuddling with someone for the first time
A little bit of Cumberbatch in my life
A little bit of Hiddleston by my side
A little bit of Freeman is all I need
A little bit of Iron Man is what I see
A little bit of J2 in the sun
A little bit of Mikkelsen all night long
A little bit of Misha here I am
A little bit of them makes me your man
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you’re lying if you didn’t sing this
(via yourecute-imthedevil)
College is a fucked up place
Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.
Plant
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via ella-the-elf)
Man, if Satan ever starts losing his hair there will be Hell toupée
I think this may actually be the worst pun of all time. Congratulations.
You spelled ‘best’ wrong.
(Source: kimojunk, via ella-the-elf)
Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:
- Stay safe
- Congratulations
- That’s what they all say
- Different strokes for different folks
- I hope you have the time of your life
- But you have so much to live for
- Please explain
- think of me
(via fabbittle)
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
(Source: katebishoply, via tomgiggleston)
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
(Source: hunterandrewpence, via pizza)
